Friday, February 27, 2015
NBC Evening News anchor Brian Williams was recently suspended for six months when he either at most told tales of being in an Army helicopter in Iraq that was hit in by a RPG (rocket propelled grenade) and forced down in the desert or at least didn’t correct anyone that made the assumption. As I read the CNN timeline it seems as if there is a lot of wordplay going on to make it seem as if Williams was actively lying about whether his helicopter was actually fired upon and hit by a RPG.
I’m sure Williams is very embarrassed at being caught out but at least his explanation is semi plausible, unlike the many politicians of late that lied about military service in order to impress the electorate or donors. In 2012 Democrat Ken Aden lied about being in the Green Berets even though the 10 year veteran who served in Iraq should have very little to prove in the military service department. In 2010, Illinois congressman Mark Kirk claimed he won the ‘Navy Intelligence Officer of the Year’ award while locked in a Senate race. Even this paled to 2010 Senate candidate Richard Blumenthal repeatedly claiming he served in Vietnam when in reality he received five deferments and was in the Reserves. It’s not just a guy thing either. In 2008, Hillary Clinton reminisced about evading sniper fire during a 1996 landing in Bosnia and having to run across the tarmac. She said this in order to demonstrate something or other about her foreign policy experience but had to back off her statements when a CBS news video showed her being greeted by a young girl and no snipers.
I can understand a new anchor like Williams wanting people to think he was in harrowing combat near-death experiences but I’ll never understand why politicians would make up fables of military service. Can you name the last veteran to be President? It was George Bush, who was a pilot in World War II. Since then we have 24 years of presidents that haven’t been in combat (George W Bush was in the Reserves) and in their 6 elections defeated two World War II veterans (Clinton defeated Bush and Bob Dole) and three Vietnam veterans (W. Bush defeated Al Gore and John Kerry while Obama defeated John McCain). I’m not saying that these 5 candidates that served overseas (Gore was a journalist but the rest were in combat to varying degrees) didn’t help but they certainly didn’t help enough to get them elected. In the heartland state of Iowa, Iraq veteran Joni Ernst won her Senate seat over Bruce Braley and her military service undoubtedly helped but I’m of the opinion that Braley’s video to the Texas lawyers had much more to do with his defeat than his lack of military experience. Not only is military service not a guarantee for winning an election false claims of military service easy to disprove and make a mockery of the candidate.If I was a political candidate I'd start telling tales about sewing quilts before I tried to lie about military service.
In my opinion, Williams is being unfairly castigated. He WAS in a group of helicopters over Iraq and they WERE fired upon and they DID have to land. Making up stuff is not so good but as someone who nearly threw up when a plane going from Des Moines to Denver took off I have to give Williams credit for being in Iraq in a helicopter that could be shot down at any second. Not as much credit as the soldiers who were actually operating the helicopters and staring at getting fired upon every day but credit nonetheless.
I think Williams biggest crime was his fame as a network anchor. I’m not excusing his lies or mistruths but he is just a guy on the television that reads the news and not a newsworthy person in and of himself. Any power he has is conferred upon him by the viewing public that trusts him and believes him. He has betrayed their trust but I have to question the wisdom of anyone that hangs on the words of a talking head on television with unfettered belief and trust.
I doubt I’ll ever be a network anchorman but if I ever become one instead of lying about my military experience I’ll probably have to fabricate some stories about my great basketball picks since I went 1-2 last week to run my record to 1-5 and am down $450 mythical dollars. I could have been 2-1 but with two seconds left and his team leading by two points, Timberwolves forward Kevin Martin missed two free throws that kept the team from covering the 2.5 point spread against the Suns. Bad breaks are part of sports prediction but so are good breaks some of which I'm overdue for when picking tonights NBA games using the Betonline.ag lines as listed on the Yahoo Sports page for entertainment purposes only with no real money is being wagered.
Milwaukee Bucks at Los Angeles Lakers
The woeful Lakers have won two games in a row including a road win over the red hot Utah Jazz but I predict the streak will end against the visiting Bucks who will easily cover the 5.5 point spread.
Orlando Magic at Atlanta Hawks
The Eastern Conference leading Hawks rebounded nicely from last Friday's home blowout loss to Toronto with double digit wins on the road to the Bucks and at home against the Mavericks. The Magic's three game winning streak crashed on Wednesday when they lost a game to the Heat when they were ahead by 8 points with a minute left. I'll pick the Hawks to cover the 11 point spread against the hapless Magic.
Charlotte Hornets at Boston Celtics
These two teams are on the periphery of the Eastern Conference playoff race. The Celtics have won two in a row since their embarrassing loss to the Lakers whilethe Hornets just broke their four game losing streak by beating the Bulls in an impressive road win. I like the Celtics pickup of Isiah Thomas to have his way against the injury depleted Hornet backcourt and will pick the Celtics to cover the two point spread.
Monday, February 23, 2015
~An Ancient proverb
Two weeks ago I took a work trip to California to meet with regulators and the customers and prospects of a customer of our company in preparation for a new software development project. I’d never been to California before – the furthest west I’d ever been was Las Vegas once and I got a gun stuck in my face that time but thats a topic for another post maybe. Most people thought I should be very excited about my trip but I wasn’t for a number of reasons. The first and foremost is that I hate flying. I hadn’t been on a plane since 2007 when I took a work trip to Indianapolis. The first leg of that flight was to St. Louis which got delayed when it was discovered there wasn’t enough fuel on the plane to get us to St. Louis! Then the second leg of the trip was delayed when a malfunctioning part on the plane was discovered. I was glad the malfunctioning part wasn’t the part that found out there wasn’t enough fuel to get to St. Louis. I know there aren’t very many plane accidents but all the same I’ll take my chances driving and walking thank you.
The other reason I wasn’t excited about the trip was that I’d be leaving on Wednesday and returning after midnight on Saturday. This meant I’d have to miss Thursday night chess club in Marshalltown, Friday morning chess class at St. Francis, and at least 5 walks with my beagles. If I had to list my favorite things to do walking my beagles, chess club in Marshalltown, and teaching chess at St. Francis would be near the top of my list and this week I would be missing out on all three of them.
If you're claustrophobic the parking lot or waiting area at the Des Moines Airport is a much better destination than the back row of a tiny metal tube hurtling through the air...
I got through the airport security with no problem and was using my 45 free minutes of internet with my iPod conveniently plugged into one of the many charging stations built into the waiting area seats. I boarded the plane that was taking me to Denver for the connector flight and was seated in the very last row and when the plane took off I almost threw up. I really hate flying but settled down after a bit and before I knew it I was in Denver. The Denver airport is really nice with moving walkways but there was no free internet or charging stations. I noticed all the laptop and phone users huddled around the few available outlets (probably available for use by the cleaning crew) hoping to get their devices charged up before their next destination. The flight from Denver to Sacramento was uneventful (unless you were daydreaming about a crash while flying over the Rocky Mountains) and as a bonus there were charging stations in the airplane seats and wireless internet was available for a dollar an hour.
The Denver airport had a moving walkway but then there was more flying - this time over mountains...
On the left is an appetizer sampler from 'The Firehouse' after which you need to cleanse your palate with the cucumber sorbet on the right.
This pile of bacon and sausage at the breakfast room of the Embassy Suites makes me think the chef was from Iowa...
The meetings were all in downtown Sacramento so we walked everywhere. Sacramento has half a million people and during the day walking downtown it looked like most any downtown in any big city. I would have loved to visit some of the seedier sections but the meetings were all in big buildings downtown. The town itself seemed pretty clean. I didn't see any beggars and only two 'Slappy' types rooting around in the garbage cans for cans and bottles. There was an electric bus that took people all around so there wasn’t any noticeable traffic jams. One thing I did notice was a giant hole in the ground for the new basketball arena for the Sacramento Kings. Sacramento is paying $250 million dollars to build the $477 million dollar arena which was the price to keep the NBA Kings (Sacramento's only major league team) from moving to Seattle. While walking past the construction site I noticed ‘Ali Baba’s Kabob House’ was the first restaurant on the edge of the construction site. Once the arena is complete, Ali Baba’s Kabob House will be the first restaurant many eventgoers see as they leave the arena and if there is ever a corruption probe in Sacramento concerning payoffs for a certain Kabob House not only escaping the wrecking ball but becoming prime real estate you heard it here first.
Ali Baba's Kebob House may not seem like much today but someday it may be THE food destination after Sacramento Kings games.
Sacramento Sweets helped me out with Valentine's Day presents for Kathy!
On the left is one of the many excellent work areas and charging stations at the Sacramento airport (once you get past the security). I did manage to get in some celebrity spotting on my trip. I knew Bruce Jenner was undergoing a gender transformation but I hadn't read about Michael Moore also undergoing a similar change. As you can see from the picture on the right it worked a lot better than Jenner's and she was hardly recognized on the flight back...
I didn’t get to see too much of California but I can now say I’ve been there and if anyone asks me what California was like I’d have to answer that it’s a pretty clean place with reasonably nice weather and a lot of meeting rooms, hotels, and restaurants. I’d also note that Californians are really security conscious, have great internet, and palates that need a lot of cleansing. I don’t know if I’ll ever get back to California but if I fly I’ll be sure to get my ticket under the name of Henry instead of Hank.
Friday, February 20, 2015
Whenever someone asked me something I didn’t know I would repeat the question. I didn’t even know I was doing this until Bruce Stein, and old boss of mine from half a lifetime ago pointed it out. Now whenever I don’t have an answer I either say ‘I don’t know’ or just pause while I think of what I want to say which is what I did when asked “What is a Broken Pawn?”
After my pause I talked a little about how I was struggling with a name for my blog until my friend Eldon gave me this ceramic big pawn he found at a garage sale but when he slammed it on a table to show me it broke into three pieces. It seemed like a good name five years ago and it seems like a good name now.
On my hour long commutes to and from work (likely to soon to be an hour and fifteen minutes thanks to a corporate move to the far side of the West Des Moines area) and what seemed like an interminable amount of hours spent in airplane terminals recently I got to thinking more about what a broken pawn is or what a broken pawn could be so the next time someone asks me what is a broken pawn I would have a better answer.
A pawn is the least valuable piece on the chessboard although in the paradoxical world of chess that means that more valuable pieces run away when attacked by a pawn and even if the attacked piece could capture the pawn it isn’t worth it if the pawn is sufficiently defended. Pawns are the only piece in chess that cannot move backwards but if it can make it all the way to the other side of the board it can be ‘promoted’ and transformed into any other piece. Another feature of the pawn is that it is the only piece that doesn’t capture the same way it moves. Combined with its inability to go backwards it is easy for pawns to be locked in place, unable to move backwards or forwards. Pawns are often sacrificed or gambitted in the beginning of games to open lines for pieces as if they were not just worthless but as if they were less than worthless since they are in the way of the bigger and more valuable pieces. I like pawns and I like to win pawns and I rarely sacrifice pawns - I'd rather win by nursing one of my pawns to the other end of the board and give it a promotion!
If I look in the dictionary the definition of pawn (aside from pawning merchandise for money and the chess definition) is ‘someone who is used or manipulated to further another person's purposes.’ The same dictionary defines broken as ‘not functioning properly; out of working order’. I admittedly pick and choose my definitions and by the definitions I choose almost everyone is a pawn, especially in the eyes of the media and politicians.
Have you noticed that President Obama asking Congress for permission for the Authorization for the Use of Military Force (AUMF) against ISIS or ISIL (just as his predecessor George W. Bush asked for AUMF in Iraq and Afghanistan) last week came right after the release of videos of more beheadings by the militant group?
This week’s beheading video was especially gruesome since it showed what appeared to be 21 simultaneous beheadings of Egyptian Christians and came right on the heels of videos of a Jordanian pilot being burned alive and 2 beheadings of Japanese hostages after a failed attempt to gain a $200 million dollar ransom. This latest rash of videos has led Jordan and Egypt to launch airstrikes against the ISIS strongholds and now the president wants the United States to follow suit but instead of acting under the aegis of NATO like in Libya he is asking for Congressional approval.
The president had pulled out most U.S. troops out of Afghanistan and Iraq, sponsored regime change in Libya, tried to sponsor a regime change in Syria, and stood passively by through a regime change in Egypt and then also stood passively by after an Egyptian military takeover (not labelled a coup d’état in order to preserve Egypt’s ability to buy billions of dollars of military goods from American companies) jailed thousands of ‘dissidents’. But the president is now publicly asking for permission to wage war against ISIS. The President says the U.S. will only send troops in harm’s way only when ‘absolutely necessary’ and speaking of ground combat operations that “Local forces, rather than U.S. military forces, should be deployed to conduct such operations.”
I think the sudden media re-emphasis on beheadings and the setting a pilot on fire is meant to manipulate me (and the rest of the American public) into giving the powers that be a blank check to wage another war in the Middle East but I’m not buying it. ISIS was previously part of the ‘moderate’ Syrian rebels we were arming to effect a regime change and they are using much American made equipment in their current offensive. Al-Quaeda first got its start as American backed ‘local force’ that were ‘freedom fighters’ against the Soviet invasion of Afghanistan in the late 1970’s.
I don’t think much of beheadings or setting people on fire (and I live in Iowa’s leading city in setting people on fire). But I fail to see the difference between those actions and global genocides and atrocities and ‘Harry the Human Bomb’ stunts except in visibility and media attention. I wonder why anyone would every think that any ‘local forces’ that we help battle ISIS won’t be burning our flag as soon as they cement their hold on power .
Why anyone in the United States would think our leaders have any clue on how to solve any problem in the Middle East when everything we have touched there in the last 15 years led to nothing but bigger and bigger problems with each despot or dictator that is ousted replaced by a more corrupt or more violent counterpart? I don’t think anyone does but when we are shown pictures of people in orange jumpsuits being beheaded by people in black headscarves we are supposed to feel obligated to give our leaders the moral authority to prevent it.
And that leads me to what a ‘broken pawn’ is. A pawn in working order would look at the beheadings on the news and give our leaders approval to prevent it and ‘get the bad guys’. But I am a broken pawn and I don’t function the way a properly working pawn does. I think military action against ISIS won’t cause a regime change – it will cause a wardrobe change as the people in the orange jumpsuits and handcuffs will switch places with the people in the black headscarves and scimitars while the ‘local forces’ that we arm and train get a head start in their future battles with our country until a future president asks congress for an AUMF against them.
So what is a broken pawn? A pawn is something or someone that is meant to be held in place, restricted, and is easily sacrificed, with the promise of a ‘promotion’ if a faraway and difficult destination can be reached. BUT since it doesn’t function properly the broken pawn has flexibility of thought and movement and instead of abiding by the societal norms of a ‘pawn’ it finds its own path and just doesn’t behave the way a pawn should. This is just one example of many that makes me a broken pawn and I am proud to be one.
One thing that's certainly broken was my basketball predictions from two weeks ago. I picked three road teams including one on a back to back and all three lost. My record is 0-3, I'm $330 in the hole, and last week's All-Star break couldn't have come at a better time. With a rejuvenated attitude I will be placing my mythical bets using the Betonline.ag lines as listed on the Yahoo Sports page and as usual for entertainment purposes only with no real money is being wagered.
Phoenix Suns at Minnesota Timberwolves
The Suns have just performed a major shake up of their three guard backcourt, sending Goran Dragic to the Miami Heat, Isiah Thomas to the Celtics while picking up Brevin Knight from the Bucks. I predict the team will struggle until it regains its identity and will pick the improving Timberwolves (winners of four of their last 10 games) to win by more than the line of 2.5 points
San Antonio Spurs at Golden State Warriors
This is normally a tough matchup for the league leading Warriors and they lost their last home game to the Spurs but I'll predict a Warriors win by more than the seven point spread since the Spurs are on a back to back after a disheartening road loss to the Blake Griffin-less Clippers last night.
Portland Trailblazers at Utah Jazz
Portland picked up backup guard Aaron Affalo from the Nuggets at the trade deadline for some spare parts in a move I don't see having a major impact while the Jazz traded center Enes Kanter to the Thunder in an addition by subtraction move to get more playing time for the promising Rudy Gobert. I think the Trailblazers will celebrate management not trading any of their rotation players with a big road win over the Jazz, easily covering the 5.5 point spread.
Sunday, February 15, 2015
After what seemed like forever but was only two months, The Walking Dead finally resumed season 5 on Sunday. The mid-season finale was lowlighted by the nearly pointless death of regular Beth Greene, who was shot in the head when she attacked the gun-toting Officer Beth with a tiny pair of scissors in the hospital where she was being held captive until she worked off her debt of having a cast put on her broken wrist.
Season 5 started off in an action-packed vein as Rick Grimes’ band of zombie apocalypse survivors fought their way through an encounter with the cannibalistic people of Terminus in an epic battle full of zombies, explosions, and more zombies. The group then found refuge in Father Gabriel’s church for a few episodes while making a large score of food from a nearby zombie infested food bank. Their good fortune was short lived as Terminus leader Gareth and some other Terminus survivors captured one of series regular Bob, cut off his leg, cooked it, and consumed it in front of him. Another epic battle ensued with the deaths of all the Terminus crew and the group split up with one group taking Eugene the scientist to Washington to cure the world of the zombie virus, Daryl and Carol headed off to find Beth (who was missing since season 4), and the rest to hang out at the church to await the return of Daryl and Carol.
In the remaining episodes, Father Gabriel’s church was overrun by zombies, Eugene the scientist confessed that he was a fraud that lied about having a cure in order to have the others protect him, and Beth was shot and killed as part of a prisoner exchange gone wrong. I didn’t see any great symbolism in Beth’s death – I saw it as more of a plot device to introduce hospital refugee Noah to the cast. In any event at the end of the season the crew was on the road with no immediate destination.
The second half of the season opened with the crew burying someone I assumed to be Beth and headed to Noah’s town in Virginia which was a gated community that was a safe haven when he was last there a year ago. There was no mention of why Noah left the safe haven or how he ended up at the Atlanta hospital that was ruled by Officer Dawn and the rest of the officers. A scout team found the gated community had been overrun by zombies and there were severed limbs and bodies everywhere along with a few zombies. Noah was overcome by grief but was consoled by Tyrese, the largest, most physically imposing, but least violent of the crew. Tyrese told Noah that he had to choose whether he wanted to live and that Tyrese himself could have given up long ago but because he chose to live he was able to save others.
Turn around Tyrese!! TURN AROUND!!
It was only an hour long show but this episode of The Walking Dead was as masterful as any movie I’ve ever seen. I went from thinking I knew what was going to happen next to not knowing what was going to happen next to just watching to see what would happen next. The way the funeral at the beginning of the show became the ending scene and the seemingly random shots in the opening scenes all tied together made this the best hour of television I can ever remember seeing.
RIP Tyresee. A man that could defeat a horde of zombies with only a hammer done in by a scriptwriter and a moment of inattention...
During the six hour classical games I found chess24.com commentatord of Nigel Short and Jan Gustafsson to be rather boring but when Caruana and Aronian dropped in to watch the rapid, blitz, and armageddon match between Carlsen and Naiditsch it was one of the best chess broadcasts I've ever seen. Was it the guest commentators or the quickened pace of the games? It was both.
The tournament ended at 10pm of so German time in a tie between Carlsen and Germany’s top player Arkadij Naiditsch. After a short break the pair proceeded to play a tie-break match of two games with 15 minutes per side. Short and Gustafsson were joined in the broadcast booth by Aronian and Caruana and the foursome were shouting out moves, analyzing, predicting the results, and occasionally trash talking each other’s ideas.
The tiebreak went on well past midnight in Germany as Carlsen and Naiditsch each one of the 15 minutes games and then drew a pair of 5 minute games, setting up an Armageddon showdown where Carlsen had 6 minutes and the white pieces while Naiditsch had 5 minutes and draw odds. Nigel Short was alluding to some of the commentators having had too much wine and Carlsen won the Armageddon game along with the championship.
It was a great hour plus of rapid fire chess commentary with two of the top ten players in the world joining the phlegmatic Short and mildly entertaining Gustafsson. The quick pace of the games left little time for boring commentary and provided the back and forth drama of a top sporting event. I’m not sure which hour of entertainment I enjoyed more but I know I will watching the Walking Dead the next seven Sundays while I cannot say when the next time I’ll be watching an hour of chess on chess24.com.
Monday, February 9, 2015
I have to take a work trip to California this week and won't be able to blog but I was lucky enough to enlist those most literate of beagles, Baxter and Daisy to once again fill in with their incisive beagle-eye commentary.
I don’t like winter very much but one thing I liked about this winter is that I got a stylish new coat from Thiesens. I got a new coat too! Mine came from the Wal-Mart. It’s black and form-fitting. It makes me look real tough like an action hero. Wal-Mart is very nice but everyone knows that Thiesens is THE place for beagle outerwear. My coat is beige with a paw sewn onto the back. It’s very versatile. I can wear it as a turtleneck or a loose fitting sweater. Everyone tells me how nice I look in it. We’re very lucky that Hank and Kathy can afford to get us such nice new coats to keep us warm in the winter, Daisy. That’s right Baxter. There’s a lot of things I don’t like about the winter besides the cold weather. For one thing, we hardly ever see Bill and Marilyn from down the block. They’re really old and don’t go on the porch when its cold. We did see them in their driveway one day and Hank and Kathy held us up to the car windows so they could pet us. And a couple of times we saw Marilyn in her living room and came in so she could pet us. Marilyn told us she can't wait until the weather gets warmer so she can see us every day on our afternoon walks. Me either.
The other thing I don’t like about the winter is all the awards that are given out. There are the Golden Globe awards, the Oscar nominations, and a bunch of other awards. What’s so bad about the awards, Daisy? We can’t go to the movie theatres and Hank hardly watches any television except for sports, reruns, and his post apocalypse television shows like The Walking Dead so I always feel so left out when I hear about all the television shows and movies that get awards. Hank and Kathy rented John Wick the other day and Hank has been watching Flash and Arrow but we never get to see any of the new movies. And besides that Baxter, these awards really don’t look at things from a beagle point of view. We have an entirely different aesthetical sense than humans. And that’s why we decided to use this blog to have our own awards to reflect the beagle point of view. It was a great idea Daisy. After all, we already give out a Beef Stick Convenience Store Awards every year. Our awards are based on what we’ve seen and done over the past year. And we’re calling our awards the ‘Beagle’s Choice Awards’. I was hoping we could call them the Baxters and the winners would get a statue of me. Everyone would want to win a Baxter so much that the entire society would start presenting things from a beagle’s point of view. We don’t have a budget for Baxter awards. But if our awards get popular maybe we’ll get invited to television and movie premieres! OH BOY!!! Then we could eat popcorn! I love popcorn!! YUM!!!
I think our first category should be for the best grocery store. Groceries are very important to beagles. That’s right Daisy. The Fareway has excellent bologna that Hank uses to make sandwiches in the morning. They would be a great award winner. I agree Baxter, but there is an even worthier grocery store. Which one? The one where Kathy gets specially select cured salami infused with Chianti or Pinot Grigio wines. YES!! THE ALDI!! That salami is the best! YUM!!! Kathy gets Hank both kinds almost every week. Hank has it as a special snack and he always gives us some. And it tastes really good! I agree! It’s both meaty and fatty at the same time. What I like best is how the fatty part sticks to my lips after Hank gives us some. I can taste it on my face all night long! YUM!! And it tastes really good. I say the Beagle’s Choice for grocery stores is the ALDI!! Aldi it is!! Did I mention that how good the salami tastes? It tastes really good! I think you did mention that, Baxter.
Hmm…What category should be next? I know – how about movies? OK Baxter. One movie we should consider is ‘Taken’. It’s on television all the time. Liam Neeson cooks steaks for his friends at the beginning of the movie. They were big and juicy. Then he takes his daughter to a restaurant for a strawberry shake with two cherries on top. At the end he visits his friend Jean-Claude in Paris and Jean-Claude’s wife roasts a chicken for dinner. Liam asks for dark meat. That’s right, Baxter. But since he has to find his daughter he doesn’t eat the chicken – he shoots Jean-Claude’s wife in the arm and makes Jean-Claude tell him how he can find Patrice St. Clair. Liam should have shot Jean-Claude’s wife after eating the chicken, not before. What’s the point of having Liam Neeson and a roasted chicken if he doesn’t eat it? The other movie we saw with food in it was 'Under Seige' with Steven Seagal. Oooooh that’s right Baxter. Steven Seagal is a cook on a ship and has to fight a bunch of bad guys. There’s a whole kitchen full of great food, Daisy. And Steven Seagal isn’t just a cook – he’s the captain’s private chef and a martial arts expert and an explosives expert and a firearms expert. And Steven Seagal is so dreamy…he could feed me Pinot Grigio infused salami anytime! I could be Steven Seagal’s beagle sidekick and spring into action alongside him. After eating some Pinot Grigio infused cured salami, of course. Of course, Baxter. It was an exciting movie and Steven had a fully stocked pantry. Let’s give the Beagle’s choice award to Under Siege. That’s a great choice, Daisy. I hope they have the sequel , 'Under Siege 2' on television soon.
Now that we've eaten, let's go get those bad guys, Steven!
Why yes, Steven...I'd love to join you for another slice of Pinot Grigio infused salami!
I’m wondering if we should have an award for politicians, Daisy. I don’t see why not Baxter. In Iowa the former Senator Tom Harkin has an annual steak fry. I love steak! YUM!! Why weren’t we ever invited, Daisy? I think you have to donate money to attend the steak fry, Baxter. Harkin is a Democrat, Hank is a registered Republican, and Kathy is a registered Democrat but she doesn’t eat steak. It’s so sad. Well how about Rand Paul. He’s a republican and he had a Meat and Greet on Saturday at Legends Grill. YUM!! I love meat. Baxter! It wasn’t a MEAT and greet. It was a MEET and great. They’re not the same thing. Oh...Does that mean there was chicken too? YUM!! I love chicken.