It's time once again to hand the reins of the Broken Pawn over to America's favorite beagles - Daisy and Baxter who will share their thoughts on a topic close to their heart.
Our favorite food is the sandwich Hank makes to take to work. That’s right Daisy. Hank makes a sandwich every morning so he can eat it at work. And he shares his sandwich with us, Baxter. First Hank gets the bread out of the cupboard. He gives some bread to Oreo the Rabbit but we don’t get any bread. I don’t know why Hank doesn’t give us any bread Baxter. We get bread when we go to the duck pond with Hank and Kathy. I don’t know either, Daisy. It’s too bad because bread is my favorite food when that’s all there is to eat!
While Oreo the rabbit gets some bread, we get the baloney!! YUM!! Kathy gets Hank and us only the finest baloney from the Fareway store!
After we have our baloney, Hank goes back to the refrigerator but this time he puts away the baloney and gets out the cheese! YUM!! I love cheese!! YUM! I like cheese too Baxter but not nearly as much as baloney. Kathy gets all different kinds of chesses at the Aldi so there is quite a variety unlike the baloney which is just…well…baloney. Hank takes three slices of cheese out of a package and puts two and a half slices of cheese on his sandwich and then he gives us the extra half slice! YUM!! Oreo the rabbit gets a little piece of cheese and we get the rest. Hank throws the cheese to us. Just like the baloney I always catch mine and Baxter misses his. You don’t have to rub it in. I catch stuff once in a while! YUM!!!
Hank gives us some cheese and puts some on the sandwich. Add a little lettuce and the sandwich is complete! Hank makes the best sandwiches in the world! YUM!!
Another one of our favorite foods is pizza! YUM!! I love pizza! I love pizza too, Baxter. Almost every Sunday Kathy calls the Casey’s and orders a big cheese pizza. She doesn’t get any meat on it because Kathy doesn’t eat meat. I don’t understand that. I don’t either but luckily Hank eats meat or else we’d be the world’s only vegetarian beagles. They probably wouldn’t let us be beagles if we didn’t love to eat meat. Well that will NEVER happen, Baxter. We’re beagles and we love meat. But we also LOVE cheese pizza. A few minutes after Kathy calls she leaves the house and we hang out with Hank and wait for the pizza! Waiting is so boring but we don’t have a choice if we want to eat some pizza. It is boring but after a little bit Kathy comes back with a box full of pizza! OH BOY!! Casey’s pizza is normally full of cheese but last time it was mostly burnt sauce. I was so sad.
After waiting for what seemed like hours for Kathy to get back with the pizza.... It was all burnt! Still pretty tasty, though...
Kathy cooks food all the other days except Sunday. Hank never cooks, Daisy! I wonder why that it is. He heats up a can of soup occasionally and but that’s about it. Sometimes Hank opens a can of corn and eats it out of the can. I wonder why Hank never cooks. That’s easy Baxter! If you could make a baloney sandwich anytime you wanted why would you need to cook anything? That’s right! I forgot about that! I love baloney sandwiches! YUM!!